“i was in the sherlock fandom once” is the new embarrassing twilight phase
DON’T YOU DARE COMPARE SHERLOCK TO TWILIGHT
apologies to all twilight fans
twilight au; where Bella Swan is a vampire who moves to Forks to investigate the deaths around it for the Volturi and along the way falls in love with a human girl, Jessica Stanley
There are two types of people in the world:
People who went through a Twilight phase
and people who are liars
“The red coats are coming. The red coats are coming.”
Breaking Dawn: Part II | Lee Pace as Garrett
Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it’s almost heartbreaking because they don’t want it to be over. It’s a little bittersweet, isn’t it?
"The newspaper headline screams: “Eighteen-Year-Old Slain by Husband after Giving Birth.” As you continue reading, you learn that the young woman was brainwashed by a strange blood-drinking cult who call themselves a “family,” though none of the members were actually related. The young woman’s husband was much older than she and had a history of violence. In fact, you learn that her husband used to stalk her prior to her marriage, watching her secretly from the woods near her home and climbing into an unsecured window at night to watch her sleep without her knowledge. Once the young woman, then seventeen, was initiated into a relationship with the man and his “family,” she was encouraged to marry right after her high school graduation. The young woman reportedly had bruises all over her body after returning from her honeymoon, where she also reportedly became pregnant. Her husband was not happy about the pregnancy and wanted her to have an abortion. She refused, eventually leading to him ripping the child from her womb, then, draining her of her blood until she finally stopped breathing. Sounds torturous and sick, doesn’t it? But in fact, this is the basis of a tween-teen literary phenomenon called the Twilight saga…"
— Twilight and Philosophy, p.178 (chapter by Rebecca Housel)