YOU KNOW ELIZABETH OLSEN AND CHRIS EVANS WOULD MAKE A CUTE-ASS COUPLE IN AGE OF ULTRON GET ON-BOARD Y’ALL.
I sometimes have to keep myself from commenting on posts about Steve Rogers and how his life was back in the day. Because WOW some folks don’t know anything about history!
Where are the posts about Steve snarling about Hoovervilles? How are people not taking advantage of how one of the reasons for the Great Depression was people buying shit they couldn’t afford on credit so he kinda is shocked that system IS STILL AROUND??? HOW ARE THE BANKS ALLOWED TO STILL DO THIS???
Where are the fics of him taking shit apart late at night when he can’t sleep because of how more efficient stuff is now! But he still hates starching his shirts. Why are there no machines for THAT. And yes Clint, we did have home appliances like washers back then. There were a lot of failed appliances that are no longer used today.
Don’t have him fumble with smartphones and the internet when he would LOVE seeing communication made easier! He saw his troops try to contact their families and how that was next to impossible. He would be so damn happy people can skype family on the other side of the world!
Imagine him bringing home some rabbits or pigeons to eat for supper one day. What do mean people don’t raise livestock in their apartments anymore? Not everyone can live on a farm for fresh meat Tony.
Imagine him FREAKING THE FUCK out of how BIG chickens are in the meat section. Because they are three times the size of what they were when he was a kid. But they sure don’t taste the same. None of the meat is the same. I mean he probably rarely ate meat. Some of it is better because of regulations. IMAGINE Hawkeye trying to freak Steve out when they get hotdogs and they’re a lot better than he remembers. Clint mentions it’s because they don’t throw rats in the vats anymore.
Just imagine historically accurate Steve. Imagine. Imagine him making shit up to fuck with Tony and Clint.
Hello, keeperofthehens, I think you and I should be friends.
All of this, and especially this: Imagine. Imagine him making shit up to fuck with Tony and Clint.
fortune’s fool A Scarlet Witch/Captain America Fanmix
He should have been there for her. He should have done something.
"You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering." - Ernest Hemingway
1. Love Me Or Leave Me - Ruth Etting
2. Divine - Second Person
3. Siren Song - Bat For Lashes
4. Pretty Thing - Broods
5. Salt Skin - Ellie Goulding
6. Fortune’s Fool - Hiatus & Shura
7. Invincible - Epic Rock
8. Tears Of An Angel - RyanDan
9. To Be Alone With You - Sufjan Stevens
Vocally political and liberal Steve Rogers
Fox News has no idea how to handle it because he’s Captain America and he’s literally from the 40’s like how do that handle that
He refuses to go on half of the news shows because they lie
Mostly ends up on the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, and the Young Turks
Starts charities that focus on kids and the poor
Donations to veterans charities go through the roof
Treatment for PTSD in veterans suddenly gets addressed after he admits to being diagnosised with it
Steve Rogers starting a twitter specifically for linking people to horrible news stories and calling news stations out on their lies and scare tactics
Using his twitter to complain about the state of public news and how it should be a space of change and value and honesty for the American public, and how he’s so ashamed of it all
He accidentally becomes like public face for the new generation of politically savvy people
They make of shirts like WWCD “what would Cap do?”
Tony is thrilled and proud and hires of team of lawyers exclusively to handle the news stations screaming about Steve
Fox news gets slapped with so many libel fines and law suits
Title: You’re Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile
Rating: Mature for self-harm/cutting
Characters: Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Clint Barton
Disclaimer: I do not own anything belonging to Marvel, Avengers, or the Marvel Cinematic Universe, including its characters. I also do not own the poem and quote I use. The poem belongs to Ovid’s Metamorphoses Book VIII, the story of Daedalus and Icarus, and the quote is from Archimedes’ Principle.
Spoilers: Mentions of Iron Man 3 and obviously events from Avengers.
Warnings: Self-harm and cutting.
Summary: Steve knows he’s different, he knows he’s not normal. And he knows how to fix that. (Prompt from the Avengers kinkmeme.)
happy valentines everyone
Avengers - Fairy Tales #1
I’m coming home, to breath again, to start again. I’m coming home, from all the places I have been with nothing but, a voice within.
Steve is in this so strange future world and he is alone. He is misplaced. He misses Peggy, the woman of his life. He misses her so much that when he falls aspleep after seeing her, old, he dreams about how his life should have been after the war, with Peggy. These dreams are all he ever wished when all he has now is sadness and emptiness. However, he understands he lives in the past. Why does he do that? He has a new family. So he decides to move on with The Avengers.
[all credit for this amazing stuff goes to tomoyofanel]
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