this thing exists and it’s making me happy inside
Your daily reminder that Wolverine is the fucking
worstman.Fixed it :D
Nah son. Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah son.
Wolverine is the fucking worst.
He’s wrong, to start with, She-Hulk didn’t get with Juggernaut, some version of her from the multiverse did. So you got this hairy little Canucklehead absorbing and spreading fuckshit rumors about the sex life of one of the (relatively) few high profile superwomen in his field of work.
Then you got the fact that, right or wrong, Logan is on that slut shaming bullshit. Hey, Wolvy, you don’t want to have a one night stand with Jen? Fine, your loss. Hey, Wolvy, you wanna put down Jen because the sex she may or may not be having lowers her value to you? Drink some bleach.
And since bullshit comes in threes, you also have the straight up hypocrisy of it all. This is goddamn Wolverine we’re talking about, who despite all odds has a list of sexual partners as long as his arm. If he didn’t have a healing factor, the last hundred and fifty years of freaky loving he’s gotten would have left him literally riddled with diseases. (Son had half a dozen kids he didn’t know existed, you can’t tell me Wolverine places a high value on safe sex, or even pulling out). Wolverine has literally less authority than anyone else in the Marvel Universe when it comes to judging people based on their sexual history.
But no, it’s all good, respectability based on your sexual history is a one way street. Get a lot of pussy? Player. Get a lot of dick? Skank.
She-Hulk sees y’all, and doesn’t think much of you.
HEY GUESS WHAT GUYS, I’M GONNA REBLOG THIS LIKE FIVE TIMES TODAY BECAUSE SOME PUNK ASS, INSECURE, BETA PERSONALITY ASSED DUDEBRO CALLED ME GAY FOR SAYING IT. WHICH I CAN ONLY ASSUME MEANS I SAID SOMETHING WORTH SAYING.
No need to worry cause
Everybody will die
Well, the crooks are out
And the streets are grey
You know I wouldn’t have it
Any other way
I don’t know if it’s that it’s 5 AM, or that this is actually that hilarious, but I’m laughing so hard it hurts, right now.
fucking. clint.
i only paralyzed you for a week, clint. you need to let that go.
astonishing x-men #062
“Don’t do what Peter Parker would do. Do what Miles Morales would do.”
billy kaplan + wanda maximoff
└ “Please, Billy, just let me try to be a decent mother this one time.”
“I’m not losing you again.”
“Just remember that I love you…”
rogers & chavez: the blue shirt
Kate Bishop + full body shots
This cameo of Ryan Gosling from Drive made my day, this is why Deadpool is the best.
