
“*stops laughing* Wait what? That’s not fucking funny.”

“Are you sure I can’t do anything to help? Like… this guy’s after me too.”
“And that’s my fault, so no. Be careful.”

“Fine, I lied the first time but I’m not lying now.”
“Sure.”

“Really? You said that?”
“I won’t let anybody make fun of you.”
Crackship requests?
Since it’s the weekend for me and I know I’ll get bored soon, so if anyone wants me to make anything…
They would be based on caps three by three. So it’d be great if you didn’t request singers/bands. I work well with TV/movie actors.
For example, I can do people like Jeremy Renner or Hunter Parrish, but it’s too hard to do One Directon people or Marina and the Diamonds.

“You sure you weren’t just… seeing things?”
“I can’t believe you’d think I’m going crazy.”

“We’re gonna figure this out alright? Please just… stop crying.”

“What’re you talking about? How’d you know—”
“I just knew, okay? I just knew.”

“You sure you don’t want some help?”
“I can handle babies.”

Renee and the Cajun brothers fighting over her~

“I think you’re talking to the wrong person about this.”
“I knew you’d say that, it’s why I’m not leaving until I get a real answer.”

“What the fuck is this? What did you do?!”
“Uh… dial down the volume, thanks.”

“You look… new.”
“Is it that obvious?”
“Yup. That and I just know everybody here.”