Jealous of Clintasha shippers and Mako/Raleigh fans ‘cause I don’t get fanart like that with Jessica and Clint uuuuggghhh so good so jealous.
Okay you know how everyone in the world can draw but me?
TOP RIGHT-HAND CORNER. Someone draw me them lying down together, Jessica and Clint pleeeeease.
It kills me too because Natasha and Clint are actually recognizable characters, you wouldn’t have to bank on new actors and Bourne Legacy made an okay amount in the box office too (about as much as Bourne Identity when Damon first appeared). AND Scarlett’s gonna headline an action movie next year.
IT WOULD BE
Shit son we know more about LOKI than we do about Natasha and Clint and they were in the Avengers team! =(
I hate that there’s a campaign for a Loki movie when pretty much the two Thor movies have been an origin story for him too. I wanna see Red Room stuff on the big screen, I wanna see sexy carnie stuff GODDAMN.
Also I totally realized Klaus in Originals is basically Loki, especially after listening to his “woah is me~ everyone thinks I’m a bastard baw baw baw” attitude in the last episode. Newsflash dumb-ass they hate you because of YOU not because Elijah turned them against you. He’s actually uh… nice to his sister????? Omg whodda thought that could make people like you!
A Black Widow movie would be so easy to make too like what the fuck is this. You’re telling me it’s more believable to have a movie about a dude who can shrink down to ant size over a superhero/spy movie led by a female? Please. Gimme a fucking break here.
To appease the dudebros you can just make it a Hawkeye and Black Widow movie too, but surprise everyone by having it be more about Natasha. Why don’t we get to find out more about their origin? We know everyone else’s in the Avengers group but not theirs.
Better yet, you can make it based on this gifset: http://shatterdomes.tumblr.com/post/27642691732 where someone’s using Natasha’s Black Widow title to commit crimes, and it’s Yelena from the comics! And when Clint gets hurt Natasha takes matters into her own hands and she enlists the help in JESSICA DREW, whom they had met in Budapest when they helped her take down a HYDRA plot, having gone there to keep an eye on Jessica at first.
Jesus it’s SO EASY TO MAKE A NATASHA MOVIE and you’d get a lot of flashbacks and you’d get some Clintasha thrown in there for the shippers. Scarlett’s headlining an action movie next year too like what the fuck is this. Don’t tell me “well they’re being used more in the other movies” when Wolverine has been the main character in EVERY X-MEN MOVIE and he still gets his own solo movies.
Damn even the Avengers actors like Hemsworth want a fucking Black Widow movie the hell is this noise. Fuck outta here man.
Okay but remember how the Marvel comics sometimes make references to Robert Downey Jr, well aware that he’s Iron Man in the movies? Or they did before? And do you remember how awesome and funny they were?
I need them to do that with Jeremy Renner too with Hawkeye. (Bet ya didn’t see that coming from me!) It would be hilarious.
No but seriously, imagine him fighting one day OR NO he’s fighting with Deadpool and he or Deadpool go “Have you see that movie The Hurt Locker?” “Clint/Wade shut up right now.” “No I mean it. It was a decent movie. But I couldn’t understand how the main actor got nominated for an Oscar.”
AHAHAHAHA it needs to happen.
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Marvel’s The Avengers: Clint Barton [Hawkeye]
“Well I see better from a distance.”